March 2010
2 posts
A Bathroom Experience
I wake up at 6:45. Still wearing my clover boxers, which I note while grabbing my towel, chuckling about how today will have to be a *lucky* day, even though it’s the 18th. I lumber into the bathroom, lift the seat, and do my thing. I lazily reach over and flush while I turn to engage the shower. Funny — the toilet water seems to be coming at me — OH GOD IT’S FLOODING. I...